THE ALIENS HAVE BEEN HERE ALL ALONG AND THEY LIVE ON RIVERSIDE DR.

THIS GILDAN LONG SLEEVE IS AN ABDUCTION SOUVENIR FROM LIFE ONBOARD THE BAGEL CAN REMINDING YOU OUR SHIT IS OUR OF THIS WORLD. PLUS! PRACTICE UR ALIEN PHONICS W/ BAGEL GLYPH SLEEVES.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

ASSIMILATION SEQUENCE BEGINS IN 3...2...NOW.

DESIGN BY NASHVILLE'S OWN BLAINE HARVEY. GET WRECKED.